temporal disorientation 

A state in which an individual has no bearing of time whatsoever. Can be caused by long periods of drinking, heavy drinking, concussions, coma, deep sleeps, or just general obliviousness.

After that 12th tequila shot I came to at my buddy's house in a state of complete temporal disorientation.

I jacked Mike in the head so hard he didn't know what day it was (temporal disorientation).

temporal disorientation by testicles...that is all March 11, 2010

defriend my honor 

The act of defriending someone on social networking sites, that your signifigant other or spouse does not like.

Girl: "Cara is a total bitch to me!"

Guy: "Yeah, I know."

Girl: "Get on facebook and defriend my honor!"

defriend my honor by Poeborgia July 27, 2011

temporally disoriented 

At a loss of time. Usually happens when either dumb, drunk, high, well-sexed, post-comatose, or cerebrally traumatized. Usually leads to negative consequences...

I was boffing my secretary so hard that I became temporally disoriented and missed my 3 o'clock.

Me and Rob got spliffed and, in a classic example of temporal disorientation, forgot to meet up w/ my hook up for another bag.

temporally disoriented by testicles...that is all March 11, 2010

Birthday Defriend 

To defriend someone on facebook on their birthday when you don't care to wish them a happy birthday.

"I just pulled a birthday defriend. He totally won't notice since he'll be so distracted by all the 'happy birthday!' comments posted on his wall."

Birthday Defriend by its_just_easier February 27, 2012

Defriendocalypse

When a facebook friend of yours cleans out their friendlist and you realize that you have unwittingly survived a, on their part, mass friend deletion of epic proportion.

"Your friends list when from like, 650 down to 225. Guess I survived the defriendocalypse, eh?"

Defriendocalypse by Ad_Noctum March 12, 2010

public defriender 

public defriender (noun): an individual who frequently and/or openly discusses removing people from their friends list in a self-righteous and attention-seeking manner.

"deleting some ppl from my fb who longer serve dey purpose. #realtalk"

"GODDDD why is she such a public defriender?!!"

public defriender by qaballer April 29, 2013

Defriendcident 

An incident that causes 1 or multiple parties to be "defriended" via a social network.

Right after the whole defriendcident I called her triflin a*s to let her know the deal. So you can run and tell that.

Defriendcident by HBieber August 24, 2010