While my hot, insatiable librarian lover was straddling me, she expertly removed a stray eyelash just before it entered my eye, thereby saving me from excruciating discomfort.
by Naughty Jazzy May 17, 2008
A euphemism for diarrhea, aka the hershey squirts. The term is a play on Southern Comfort, an alcoholic drink and the modified version refers to discomfort in the southern region of the body, the bowels.
Mike - "Are you feeling any better, Elizabeth?"
Elizabeth - "No, I've still got some Southern Discomfort..."
Elizabeth - "No, I've still got some Southern Discomfort..."
by LizardBreath16 August 11, 2009
the opposite of a comfort streamer, attempts to crack as many dark/offensive jokes as possible in order to satisfy a certain audience group.
by the fuck bro July 19, 2023
by the real pappapittmudman April 4, 2006
Person 1: Do you see that kid over there? What is he eating?
Person 2: Oh that's Person 3, he eats the grossest combinations of food I've ever seen. Looks like today he brought a ham sandwich with ranch dressing and bar-b-que sauce and he's dipping it in his milk and his soup. Gross.
Person 1: That causes me to have a lot of Culinary Discomfort. I wish he would just stop.
Person 2: Oh that's Person 3, he eats the grossest combinations of food I've ever seen. Looks like today he brought a ham sandwich with ranch dressing and bar-b-que sauce and he's dipping it in his milk and his soup. Gross.
Person 1: That causes me to have a lot of Culinary Discomfort. I wish he would just stop.
by Can't stand that smell guys January 2, 2013
when you yell out "THUMB OF DISCOMFORT" and swiftly lodge your thumb deep within another persons asshole and you suprise the hell out of them. If you miss and hit the cheek the person might thing your gay and not ghey
by onge November 1, 2004
by NonSkrapple April 18, 2022