jschlatt

A boomer who runs a cryptocurrency service known as Schlatt and Co which distributes schlattcoin on the SMP Live Minecraft server. He made the greatest Minecraft video in existence "A Tribute to Minecraft"

he also hates stal.

Person: Jschlatt please for the love of god just press control to sprint it's not that hard you absolute boomer

by xxxadicion July 27, 2019

jschlatt

a big guy, sexier than most, a bit on the wild side, con-artist and money connoisseur .

“jschlatt took my money” says person A, “no he didn’t” says person B

by Dilsers April 16, 2021

jschlatt

He is God.

Person 1: Hey you seen jschlatt recently?
person 2: Yeah i have, i see him everyday. He is god after all.

by JschlattisGod March 31, 2021

jschlatt

boomer who invented schlattcoin, the most powerful currency. also invented the legendary artifact, the cuck shed. a true god amongst men.

person 1: hey, are you religious?
person 2: of course i am, i worship jschlatt

by random user #1.797e+308 September 29, 2020

jschlatt

the controversial one

someone:hey you know jschlatt?
me:ya, he’s the controversial one

by klotaylorsversion August 15, 2021

Jschlatt

Jschlatt, also known as: Schlatt, Schlattina, Schlattius Maximus, JallmeSchlarson, JonathanSchlatt, Big Hot Man, and more, is an American ex twitch streamer and YouTuber who makes funny videos. He is also famous for the mass murders he commuted during 1999 and for his time as a 5 star popcorn chef. (I just thought this gif was funny btw)

Person 1: hey, have you seen any of JSchlatt’s streams in the past month?
Person 2: Haha nice one.

by Babylikethemovie September 16, 2020

Jschlatt

The American Idol.
He is my God.
#fuckstal

Guy 1: watch jschlatt on twitch buy twotch prime

by Buytwitchprime September 30, 2019