Dynasticles 

Upon striking a male in the testicles that hard that their ancestors even feel it. Thats right even the women. Even if they are only 1% related to that male, all of his ancestors will feel it

Guy 1: OH MY TESTICLES, WHERE DID THIS PAIN COME FROM
Guy 2: You probably just got hit in the dynasticles man. It's no big deal
Guy 1: DAMMIT I HATE THIS, IT ALWAYS HAPPENS.
*A faint shout is heard in the distance by a women saying "ouch!"
Guy 2: Oh hey, looks like someone is related to you.

Dynasticles by Its not wrong, its different. July 6, 2018

disastacle 

An event that is both a disaster and a debacle.

Last week's party was a disastacle of epic proportions.

disastacle by donalaya February 20, 2011

disticle

The distance travelled by a particle.

Teacher: “The disticle is 2 inches from the resting point”
Student: “do we need to write that down?”

disticle by Skfnsjsnfja April 12, 2023

disastacre 

verb; an action which is worse than a massacre or a disaster.

I not only beat you, I disastacred you.

disastacre by Jason Wilkins December 9, 2007

ditesticle

something really good or funny

lee evans is a great comedian. his shows are ditesticle

ditesticle by johnny foreigner July 28, 2007

disastipe 

A recipe for disaster. Any situation poised on the brink of utter calamity.

There was a mix of tall glassware sitting upon the rickety table, and the grandkids were running up the driveway with the dogs. This disastipe wold leave a mess of broken glass all over the floor soon.

disastipe by stetsonrukaka January 14, 2013

Drasticles 

When your balls drag all the way down to your ankles

“Bro this heat is making my drasticles stick to my leg”
“Dude what the fuck.”

Drasticles by Kinderegg69/loosingbadly February 8, 2024