dis dic 

A mumbled way of saying "this dick" .... Originated in the movie Kids

Brett: "Do you want dis dic"
Alexis: "What?"
Brett: "This dick M#&ther F*#cker!"

dis dic by GM-Titay May 3, 2011

Dis Dick 

A term used to piss people off
Refering to my dick

Alan: Thats why there gonna whoop ur ass after school.
Any 1 stupid: Who
Alan: DIS DICK!!!

If you want to piss people off more then instead of saying dis dick, look down at your dick then look at them until they get the joke and get mad.

Dis Dick by Mastapiece October 6, 2004

Dis Dick 

A game of words, were one person sets up another to end up saying the phrase "Dis Dick".

EXAMPLE 1
coworker 1: man work was hard today

coworker 2: you know what else is hard?

coworker 1: What?

coworker 2: Dis Dick haha

EXAMPLE 2
guy 1: dude the day is so long, when will it end?

guy 2: you know what else is long?

guy 1: no, what?

guy 2: Dis Dick! haha

Dis Dick by mybayarea December 11, 2010

dis dick 

A phrase said after someone says "what" in a sentence... A wordretard/worded attempt to prove intellectual superiority by wordretard/worded people.

Retard 1:"Hey, what up, b?"
Retard 2:"mumble mumble"
Retard 1:"What?"
Retard 2:"DIS DICK!!!"
or
Retard 1:"Hey, wanna go to IHIP?"
Retard 2:"Go where?"
Retard 1:"You know, IHIP, the pancake place."
Retard 2:"Oh, you mean IHOP?"
Retard 1:"On DIS DICK!!!!!"

dis dick by SFPC whody April 2, 2003

Dis Dick 

used wen some one says "wat's up?"
or wen tricking someone into a joke
or setting someone up for one

homie 1: ayo wats up?
homie 2: dis dick!!!

or

homie 1: knock knock...
homie 2: who's there?
homie 1: DIS DICK!!!
homie 2: HAHA you kno whoelse i heard that from...?
homie 1: who?
homie 2: DIS DICK!!! BITCH!!!

Dis Dick by C.T. ThA BeAsT!!! February 19, 2009

dis dick 

whats in my pants and fits nicely into your mouth

dis dick by Horatio Sands September 13, 2003

dis dick in yo mouth 

An expression used as banter towards another for the purpose of sarcasm. This phrase is usually used in response to a dumb question.

*Mohammed is lying in bed, about to go to sleep*
Sam: "You about to go to bed?"
Mohammed: "Dis dick in yo mouth"

dis dick in yo mouth by Hidden324 March 27, 2016