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Lake county dirty tumble weed

A “Jenny” that never has a real home. A bum tweaker that makes its way through the streets, like a tumble weed, passing syphilis and many other STDs to everyone she contacts. A freeloading tweaker whore.
Be careful of the lake county dirty tumble weeds Peter, they will scar your dick and make you a loser!
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Lake county dirty tumble weed

Blonde hair blue eyed town bicycle in Lake County CA. A 5’2” 100lb “Jennie” that never has an actual home and loves smoking and snorting meth. Distributes STDs around from one guy to the next (like a tumble weed in the wind) collecting grime and garbage in her vagina through her journey of “being free”
“I don’t care what you do with your life sweetie, as long as you don’t become a Lake County dirty tumble weed, I will be proud to be called your father!”

Lake county dirty tumble weed

A blonde hair blue eyed town bicycle from lake county ca. An annoying dumb bitch that never has an actual home who loves snorting and smoking meth. Distributes STDS around from one guy to the next (like tumble weed in the wind) collecting grime and garbage in her rotten smelly vagina through her journey of “being free”
A nasty lake county dirty tumble weed by the name of Jennie Sainsbury gave my best friend syphilis and lied about it! He said he should have known better because her pussy smelled rotten when she was on top. 🤮

dirty old river weed 

River weed refers to cannabis which has been inadvertently brought into a river, lake or any large body of water, making it incredibly soggy. Even after drying the weed out, it still tastes like shit.

The phrase "dirty old river weed" may be a vague throwback at the phrase "dirty old foot hash."
This dirty old river weed tastes like a wet dog.

Yeah, let's just roll up a river blunt!

dirty mexican sausage mucachage weed 

weed that tastes like dirty mexican sausages

mexican dirt weed 

Weed, aka Marijuana grown in the ground South of the U.S. border that is cured hastily, that is to say it hasnt been cured slowly, but has been put in an oven or a dehydrator and shipped across the border. Such weed is often compacted in vacuum sealing devices or hiddden in any number of vehicles (coffee, cologne, ever wonder why it tastes like cheap cologne or manuere?).
Next time you take a hit of that "compact shit" or fluffy shwag, just remember that it wasnt grown or cured in ideal conditions, hence its decreased THC content and propensity to give you a headache as opposed to a nice "cognitive" high.
You know you have some Mexican Dirt Weed when you have some stuff that is either compact or fluffy wiht lots of stems and seeds. The presence of seeds indicates that male and female marijuana plants were not kept seperate. The general shitty texture and taste of the weed indicates that it wasnt properly cured. Anything that is not considered "dank" or "kb" is basically shitty ass shwag. Enjoy that headache endudsing shit you middle and high school beotches!

dirt weed 

Really bad marijuana that actually looks like dirt. Bad mexican swag.
Dude, you sold me dirt weed.
dirt weed by Stoner October 8, 2003