dirty nathan 

When a guy a has a raging boner and jerks the hell out of it. And once the time is right, he cums straight into a desk fan. Which leads to him being covered completly in his own sticky goo.

Austin had a hard time explaining to his parents why his room was sticky after he did the dirty nathan

dirty nathan by white lightning 696969 November 22, 2013

dirty nathan 

when you sit in your orange room all day listening to music constantly looking at your phone to see if people text you becuase your lonely

man Kyle has been doing a dirty nathan all day

dirty nathan by Xcm42 May 2, 2020

Dirty Nathan 

A dirty Nathan, pertains to, the act of sucking your own dick, while simultaneously sticking the leg of a chair up your ass while standing on your head. The leg of the chair is covered in Vaseline, and a 10 pound weight on top of the chair. You stand on your head as the weight slowly slides the entire foot and a half long chair leg up into your innards. You then blow your load in your own mouth and it drips out your nose into your eyes.

"Shit man, my eyes hurt. I did the dirty Nathan last night and now I can barely see.......nevermind walk properly."

Dirty Nathan by DirtyMike90 October 2, 2022

Dirty Nathan 

When a person sticks a cucumber Atleast 7inches up their anus and has to get it surgically removed at the hospital

I did a dirty Nathan and my parents won’t talk to me anymore.

Dirty Nathan by XxScaryMuslim5Xx September 4, 2022

Dirty Nathan 

When you stick your tounge in a girl's asshole and then proceed to make out with her.

I heard you had sex with Britney

Yeah I dirty Nathaned her!

Dirty Nathan by Finndogshit6911 June 28, 2021

Dirty Nathan 

When you tell your teacher in class that if you shag a toaster you’ll burn your cock then smile as the teachers face starts to go red

Friend- omg someone did the dirty Nathan in class today

You- i heard the teacher shouting for him to leave the class

Dirty Nathan by T0asty June 13, 2022

Dirty Nathan 

Having a sexual fantasy of the armed forces and getting a throbbing boner at the sight of them (Side Effects may include fingering a woman or man with a bayonet)

Guy 1: Woah that guy is having a Dirty Nathan

Dirty Nathan by D1ldoBaggins September 14, 2023