dirty deuce

The girl at work that only likes it up the poop chute because she is "saving herself for marriage" and "doesn't want her fiancee to know she is not".

Don't sit there... the dirty deuce sat there and may have left some squirts behind.

by mr. hankey August 6, 2004

dirty deuce

The act in which you take a really sloppy shit

Oh you dont want to go in there....i just dropped a dirty deuce.

by mockasin August 15, 2006

dirty deuce

A person who absoluteley smells like onions, after a long day of work of doing nothing on the job.

Damn bro you are a dirty deuce you stinky piece of shit.

by lebron42069 November 12, 2023