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1.
all you guys are wrong a dirty rodriguez is when a guy fucks a girl up the ass and whipes the fecal on the girls upper lip. don't feel bad their often confused with dirty sanchez.
After andy fucked the girl up the ass he whiped the fecal on her face (dirty rodriguez).
by Forter December 29, 2007
 
2.
Much like the Dirty Sanchez but after giving the victim a moustache, you give one to yourself.
After Jimmy gave Sally the Dirty Sanchez, he gave himself a Dirty Rodriquez.
by MainEvent April 08, 2003
 
3.
this is when a man blows fecal spackle on a girlz chest while watchin Arod strike out with the bases loaded.
"Wifey knows shez bound to get a Dirty Rodriguez just about every night the Yankeez play..."
by KevinCA$H August 03, 2006
 
4.
When a guy dumps on a girl's chest and then titty fucks her, with the shit acting as a lubricant.
The girl's chest was so dry that I was forced to take a dump on her chest so there was some lube to help with my titty fucking of her, dirty rodriguez style.
by Miranda Simkin July 23, 2005