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kosher hot lunch

the same as the infamous hot lunch, except you must first take the poo poo to be blessed by a certified kosher rabbi. very important if the female recipient is of the jewish faith and wishes to abide by her up bringing.
"Sweetie, do u wanna go get a sandwich or would u prefer a HOT LUNCH???"
"I know a great spot where we can both get an awesome KOSHER HOT LUNCH!!!"
by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006
mugGet the kosher hot lunchmug.

dirty jabbar

named in honor of the great Kareem Abdul Jabbar, this is one of the trickiest cumshots known to man. similar to the dirty ray allen, the male must perform an anal massacre on the female until which point he is about to cum. at this point, he must lay her flat on her back and procede to shoot his hot load in a sidewayz manner from a standing profiled position. in essence a "sky hook shot" is resembled, and when performed correctly the baby gravy should find itself glued to the femalez face. most effective when performed after a long period of abstinence. bonus points are rewarded for any dirty jabbar performed with a shot over top of one's shoulder...
"this bitch was hurtin for a squirtin, so i took it to her hole and finished her off wit a beatiful Dirty Jabbar..."
by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006
mugGet the dirty jabbarmug.

fudge canal

slang term for a womanz pooper, cornhole, anal cavity, hershey highway, you get the idea...
"You ever heard of the Panama Canal??? Well she had a Fudge Canal that put it to shame..."
by KevinCA$H August 5, 2006
mugGet the fudge canalmug.

dirty nikki

the act of packing the fudge canal of a naive slapper customarily performed by a dirty arab...this fuckhole actually believes this will win his heart, when in reality he cant believe wut a dumb whorebag she really is...
"When Helmski showed up at the dorm, he dirty nikki'd that ho'z bunghole till it bleed...the stench was awful!"
by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006
mugGet the dirty nikkimug.

fudge mountain

this is when a gimp is confined for so long he procedes to leave a "fudge mountain" of fecal matter in the very place he was being contained. prolonged exposure to this environment may lead the gimp to have a permanent fudge trail down his backside detering any further attempts to sodomize the victim. his presence might then become sickening to his captors leading to his ultimate release...
"That is the biggest god damn Fudge Mountain ive ever seen Maynard!!!"
"I'm not goin near that Fudge Mountain Zed!!!"
by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006
mugGet the fudge mountainmug.

fudge trail

this is a permantly stained poopie trail leading down one's backside, especially that of a gimp. only prolonged exposure to fudge mountains and other such fecal matter will lead to a fudge trail. extreme cases of fudge trails necessitate prompt medical attention.
"That fat bitch had a fudge trail the size of the GArden State ParkWay!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006
mugGet the fudge trailmug.

boston fudge pie

after making a boston pancake on your loverz chest, send her outside to lay in the sun for about an hour. hence a boston fudge pie is formed...
"therez nothin i love more than a slice of boston fudge pie for dessert..."
by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006
mugGet the boston fudge piemug.

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