Michigan Dirt Farmer 

Another name for a hillbilly.

A) That guy is a Michigan dirt farmer

B) You're a Michigan dirt farmer!

Michigan Dirt Farmer by Sashaa* December 7, 2009

dickfarmer

One who farms dick

dickfarmer by Anonymous August 6, 2003

dirt farmer 

An unproductive farmer, for whatever reason.

While the farmers in the valley grew many fruits and vegetables, the rocky slopes above made the growers up there little more than dirt farmers.

Or:

Prior to widespread irrigation, prairie agriculture in North America was mainly dirt farming.

dirt farmer by Word Worm September 10, 2009

Dirt farmer 

literally meaning "a person who farms in the soil", Dirt farmer is slowly being popularized as the new "thing to say"
and can be used as a term similar to the word "sic". It can be used both positively or negatively.

(n)Don't spin that wheel too fast, Dirt farmer!

(v) Dirt farm or die!

(n)That test was total dirt farmage!

(n descripive) Quit being such a Dirt farmer!

Dirt farmer by Haxolither December 20, 2007

dirt farmer 

To dig, plant, nurish, grow, eat, and live naturally off the land.

That dirt farmer grow's the best organic's I've ever tasted. Dirt Farm or die. Life is a garden, dig it dirt farmer. Dirt farmers get dirty and get strong naturally.

dirt farmer by dirtydoc April 25, 2015

dirt farmer 

One who places the penis in another's dirty anus (Dirt Farm)

He's definately a dirt farmer

dirt farmer by Scott June 6, 2003

dirt farmer 

One who likes anal sex raw and unprotected and brags about it.

He was digging deep in her back door, what a dirt farmer! He took that girl dirt farming in her back door.

dirt farmer by Ekim71 May 24, 2009