dirt magert 

Something that is nasty and disgusting. can be a person or thing

Ashley just woke up and didnt brush her teeth. That is so DIRT MAGERT

dirt magert by Lauren Levey February 28, 2008

Dirt McGurt’l 

That moment you wake up after a long night of sex and your sack is sticking to your knees and wish you had the additional support for the “boys”. Put on a Dirt McGurt’l.

Last night the wife and I were doing the dirty dirty, but....... I woke up and my fucking sack was sticking to my knees. After nights like these, I sure wish I had myself one of those “Dirt McGurt’l” for the additional support. My balls deserve better.

Dirt McGurt’l by BM1979 June 30, 2020

dirt magert 

Someone who mooches off of everyone and in general has no consideration for anyone but themselves. A rude, deceiving, and selfish person.

Going out to dinner with a group of people and "dirt magert" orders a large meal. When the bill comes "dirt magert" suddenly realizes they left their wallet at home

dirt magert by dmb7886 February 5, 2009

Dirt McGurt 

The same as saying "sick" "ill" "dirty" but if you feel like rhyming then you say "Dirt McGurt"
Always spelled with a capitol "D" "M" and "G" because it is like a name.

" This game is so sick, man"
" Ya tell me about it, it's Dirt McGurt "

Dirt McGurt by Real Words August 10, 2009

Dirt McGurt 

noun - a female that is not just extreamly slutty but extreamly ugly also. Not to be confussed with the general slut, the Dirt McGurt is an ugly and quite possibly fat slut, whore and or skank.

also know as "Drit Dirt" , "Dirty McGurty" and the ultimate "Dirtus McGurtus"

"dude thats the biggest Dirt McGurt i've ever see"

"DID U SEE THAT DIRT MCGURT!!!"... "oh em gee that was a dirt"

(while passing by a Dirt McGurt)"DIRT DIRT!!"

Dirt McGurt by wojo December 15, 2004

Dirt Magirt 

McDonald's. Enjoyed after a long night of drinking.

Last night was rough, lets go get some Dirt Magirt.

Dirt Magirt by P. Man January 14, 2007

Dirt MaGirt 

a word used to explain a person who owns another person (figuratively). Used mostly in the Xbox live realm when making fun of an opponent.

mike devito- Yo, did you see those four head shots?
sallie- You just got your dirt on son, get that Dirt MaGirt!!
mike devito- allllll day!

Dirt MaGirt by JLaws April 1, 2008