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Dillonize 

Dil-lon-ize; dil-uhn-nyz

verb, Dil-lon-ized, Dil-lon-iz-ing

1. to interrogate one with questions for all possible explanations until the student or resident is sufficiently uncovered in their natural cognitive state & knowledge level of understanding
1. Tim’s eyes began to swell with excitement, pupil size being measured @ 7 mm, as he was Dillonized.

2. After a long session of Dillonizing, Mike began to see the light; the path to the “promised land” of appropriate thinking process & problem solving.
Dillonize by LMPS May 17, 2013
after watching the notebook, jim diplomated the shit out of suzie.
diplomate by sddawgs February 14, 2008

Diplomateyiohip 

Diplomateyiohip- That one annoying who steals all your jokes and says that it’s theirs
“Omg Mathew your such a diplomateyiohip”
“Bro so all you do is steal jokes from the internet? Such a diplomateyiohip”
Diplomateyiohip by ToastyBanana March 26, 2021

diplomia 

diplomia is the so great mc twitch streamer who doesn't stream from it's xbox

it just is too lazy to set it up
person: i watched diplomia's newest stream! i just wish they streamed more
other person: everyone does
diplomia by diplomia August 11, 2022

Dictomize 

When a guy posseses/sexually hypnotized a girl or a woman into complete submission and control through his penis / fucking techniques.

When a man traps a female through the penis fucking techniques although temporaily over course of time, unless he is in love with her.

Analysis:
It is a temporary possession unless you are intimate, loving and caring towards the female. Once the female realizes it is a phermones based only 'bond' and the chemical changes of great sex has no value and she recognizes nothing going on in his life other than sex, (no matter how AMAZING) he may be.
Ultimately she'll run for the hills and find a stable mature provider in a man.

The trance gets broken after the female sees the man's actions, stabilty and career choices outside of the bedroom.
''Dude, he dictomized her and his FWB girl is possesed like The Devil possessed her!''

''She pussy locked till the trance breaks! as Cindy is dictomized by her boyfriend)
Dictomize by JennyknowsitAll July 14, 2013

diplomalessness 

the state of being without a diploma or other equivalent certificate, i.e. a GED
"John was looking for a job but his state of diplomalessness prevented him from even getting an interview."
diplomalessness by Comp. Sci. November 17, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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