dickbeaters 

hands (male)

Hey Jimmy, get those dirty dickbeaters of yours off my desk!

dickbeaters by The Sarge November 14, 2003

Dongbeater 

A person that is dazed or confused and doesn't know what is going on at all. Continuosly beats their dong in the corner

Not knowing what is going on;
Ex: Look at that dongbeater over there.

Dongbeater by gus89 April 8, 2011

dickeater 

someone who’s always on somebody dick. this can be in the form of copying, showing fake love that’s really hate, or excessive trolling.

you know remy? he’s such a fuckin dickeater

dickeater by Fuckboy October 16, 2020

mike drunkbeater 

Mike Drunkbeater is a professional redneck-style comedian. He performs as part of The Redneck Comedy Tour with Stink Fleaman, Walt Abernathy, and Larry, the guy who works for the department of water and power.

He is well known for his famous quote, "Oh that dog of mine!"

Mike Drunkbeater is coming to town!
Oh that dog of mine!

mike drunkbeater by KaBoom January 24, 2014

Dickeater 

someone thats swagger jacking or copying somebody elses style.
someone thats real joe about someone one else ability

Guy 1: Lil wayne is the best rapper alive.
Guy 2: there you go dickeating dude again
Theres a thin line between fan and dickeater and I think your flirting with it.

Dickeater by Antonio Porterfield April 1, 2008

dickbeater 

The hand of one who beats off.

Keep your dickbeaters off of my sandwich.

dickbeater by lhpdonkey August 20, 2003

Dinkbeaters 

slang for hands, or fingers of a male. referring to them as being used in masturbation.

Get your filthy dinkbeaters of my sandwich!

Dinkbeaters by dogballs November 18, 2009