5 definitions by lhpdonkey

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The hand of one who beats off.
Keep your dickbeaters off of my sandwich.
by lhpdonkey August 20, 2003

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A homosexual male.
See (Asspirate)
Boy George is a turdtapper.
by lhpdonkey August 21, 2003

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Having sexual intercourse.
We were scrumpin like rabbits.
by lhpdonkey August 21, 2003

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Asshole
You are a turdpipe.
by lhpdonkey August 20, 2003

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Ass sweat.
Your Mom's breath smells like Duckbutter.
by lhpdonkey August 20, 2003

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