16 definitions by KaBoom

an outright falsehood
He was spewing brips.
by KaBoom February 24, 2005
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A female with a large ass and large thighs
DAMN! that bitch got some ga-toe Boo-tee
by KaBoom June 16, 2003
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A stupid bitch with a sandy grand canyon vag, which probably has bodies stored in it, who thinks she is the chancellor of Germany in the 1930's, but in reality, she is just a stupid bitch who works at god awful Viera High School. She is a dictator about using technology and having fun. It seems as if it is her personal goal to censor the use of all technology. To that I say, censorship is to art as lynching is to Justice-Henry Louis Gates. 100% of the student body thinks this woman should land on an anti-tank land mine. Her bottom bitch, Mrs. Mijuskovic, or however you spell that god damn name, enforce shitty rules that have sent the school right down the shitter, and out to the Atlantic Ocean. where exactly she should be because SHE IS A FUCKING 40 TON WHALE.
Student: Hey dude, check this out! This helps me understand this math a lot easier!
Mrs. Huffman: Technology! 1 detention, and this IS MINE!
Student: But Mrs. Huffman, it helps us with our homework!
Mrs. Huffman: *Walks out of room*
by KaBoom January 29, 2014
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Mike Drunkbeater is a professional redneck-style comedian. He performs as part of The Redneck Comedy Tour with Stink Fleaman, Walt Abernathy, and Larry, the guy who works for the department of water and power.

He is well known for his famous quote, "Oh that dog of mine!"
Mike Drunkbeater is coming to town!
Oh that dog of mine!
by KaBoom January 25, 2014
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Small town in Southern California, that is supposed to be "the safest place", sure, if you like tons of teenage druggies, violent teenage guys, and white supremests.
"I'm on LSD, meth, crack... and other stuff."
"Where do you live?"
"Oh, um Simi Valley."
by KaBoom January 1, 2005
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A space game that currently has raised over 36 million dollars, even though it hasn't been released yet. It is likely that they will take the money and run.
Ben: Hey Jeff, you should donate to Star Citizen!
Jeff: I don't want them to take my money for an unfinished game!
by KaBoom January 15, 2014
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When you use feces as lubricant for your penis.
Ben ran out of lube, so he took a shit in his hand and performed simulated anal with his hand.
by KaBoom August 14, 2014
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