*lingdingdongdash*
VERB
Meaning- a small ling has had enough of the males ding dong and has to dash by blocking and exiting all social media accounts and anything else that can give them any kind of access to you.
Friend 1: 'Oh man did you hear about ims and the lingdingdongdash'
Friend 2: yeah i heard she had to make all new social media because this oneguy hacked her accounts and started sending dick pics to her friend michael and now her friend michael is pissed because he doesnt like small dicks.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.