A small dent in my car caused by some cretin opening his car door into me. Could also be caused by a kid pushing an overloaded shopping cart through the parking lot.
Goddamnit! Lookit that frigging DING. I'll kill the bastard.
by Tom LaBelle February 07, 2005
Ding (Pronounced as you would hear it in the onomatopoeia word "Ding Dong" like a doorbell)

1. someone who is so stupid it just surprises you and adds their own zest and style to the stupidity.

2. a word to call your friend when fooling around and the person is making no sense or being oblivious and it's funny.
1. Wow that girl is a freakin' ding. she said that the titanic sunk in 700 B.C.

2. Hahaha, you're a ding. The camera's right in front of you!
by T-Armss July 19, 2010
Adjective. Something that is minging, or gross.
Dad: Are you going to eat your dinner, or is it ding?
by dictionary idiot January 09, 2014
Adjective used when one is dying so hard that they can't even pronounce the "y"
I got so fuckin hammered last night and then banged for like 5 hours. I'm so hungover. Can't even move. I'm fuckin ding!
by Downbitches December 31, 2013
used in the northeast to describe someone as stupid.
your a proppa ding!
by youthioo May 20, 2012
used in joking with friends. when your friend is being dumb.
haha! you're such a ding!
by crunkchick2012 January 09, 2012
A common synonym for Stupid
Shut up ding
Oh ding
by Anonymous-0023 June 15, 2010
A word used when you level up in the game "World of Warcraft".
-Ding!!! level 3.


by DINGchavez April 02, 2010

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