Hick-dickering 

Screwing around, wasting time, and/or fucking the dog.

While Deano became a successful cab driver, Shelby spent all his days hick-dickering about and crying over that bitch Leah.

Hick-dickering by Sir Francis Bacon-strips November 8, 2010

Diapering 

Diapering: The act of changing, taking off, putting on diapers. The process of changing a diaper.

While at the local park, I observed two young mothers diapering their babies.

Diapering by Lorraine Jorgenson. August 24, 2006

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding 

The sound of the fox.

Person 1: "Dude i heard something outside."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Listen."
"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding"
Person 2: "Don't worry man, it's just a fox."

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding by Fox whisperer October 5, 2013

drummering 

The act of imitating a drummer, usually as to tap one's fingers on a table or dashboard, sometimes to tap your foot (usually for the bass drum effect), in sync to a song playing.

"Would you stop drummering to Pantera; it's getting annoying."

or

"Do you know who plays drums for Slayer?"
"Yeah, Dave Lombardo. Why?"
"Well, let's keep it that way. Stop drummering. Douche."

drummering by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008

Simmering 

The act of leaving someone's friend request on Facebook unanswered: i.e. neither accepting nor rejecting.

"She added me on Facebook, and I'm just letting her simmer there"

"Her friend request is simmering"

"Why have you just left me simmering on Facebook???"

Simmering by CJJC March 5, 2013

Global dimming 

the growing belief that humanity is

getting dumber as time passes

p1: dude you hear about the guys who attempted to

bungie jump using hundreds of rubber bands?

p2: yeah man its just more proof of global dimming

Global dimming by koutsu August 20, 2012

Diapering 

The act of wearing a life jacket upside down like a diaper in order to make your upper body less constricted. This is usually done while drinking copious amounts of Pabst Blue Ribbon or other inexpensive beers in an ocean or lake.

We had a blast on JB's boat the other day. We were just diapering all day in the lake ripping Blue Ribbons.

Diapering by sillyrascal August 24, 2010