11 definitions by weaver

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a person who does or says something to make a fool of himself.
Man, stop jumping around. You look like a potzer.
by Weaver March 19, 2004

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Very similar to spung, without the green aura.
"Damn, spung has a much greener aura than times"
by weaver October 14, 2003

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possessing scrut like qualities; a female bearing genital diseases; anyone from liverpool; Rab C. Nesbitt
Mate you banged that scrutty crackwhore?
She was fucking scruttalicious
by weaver April 13, 2005

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1. As above, an ugly minger of tramplike qualities. Possibly slightly crusty of appearance, often found around off-licenses drinking tennents tramp lager. Its etymological root is scrutty munter.
2. Can be shortened to scrunt, or occasionally mcscrunt, to refer to monetary units.
1. Fuck me! Look at that scrunter.
2. 4-pack of Tennents? That'll be 3 scrunts 99.
by weaver April 13, 2005

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its what you do to a blind beggar on a sunday after breakfast want to know moreor tell me what you think e-mail me benw@builth-hs.powys.sch.uk thnx
it happened to a blind beggar once on a sunday morning
by Weaver May 07, 2004

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The act of licking, gurgling, and sometimes swallowing menstruation fluid.
"Meeza no finda no sandwich, so meeza gonna drinka da red sea and it smella like haddock"
by weaver November 19, 2003

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A person living in, or hailing from, the Orkney Islands.
"Damn, where'd all your trees go, you dirty inbreeding Smeggle?"
by weaver October 14, 2003

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