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prounounced (dils) Penis, dockle, fuck face, anything phallic in nature, pipe cleaner
Bend over and get the dilZ batch,, paC
by D. Ockle April 07, 2004

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dick, penis, cock, manmeat, etc. the male genitalia.
He wants to stick his dilz in that cutie girl.
by pseudodang October 10, 2008

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The long piece of extra flesh between your grundle and your pubes; the 5th Major appendige on a male. A Beating stick for the female species.
The smartest thing coming out of da bitches mouth be my mutha fuckin' dilz!
by Grundala August 11, 2003

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As close to downsyndrome you can physically look without actually having downsyndrome.
Nick: Dude, does that guy have downsyndrome?
Mick: No, he's just ugly in every possible way.
Nick: No way! He's is beyond ugly, that guy is Dilz.
by Jealous Fella November 19, 2009

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