That guy is a complete pipe cleaner. Don't let him near your friends, family or property or you'll regret it.

I'd rather poke my eyes out with scissors then hang with that pipe cleaner.

Dude what a friggin pipe cleaner that guy was....

Dude # 1: " I feel awful, can you go to the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Dude # 2: "Sure. Erythromycin? Cat, you need a stronger pipe cleaner than that!"

Dude # 1: Yeah like what?

Dude # 2: "Penicillin,maybe even Draino, if you scored with that hoochie you left the club with last week, yuk yuk!"

Girl: I gotta go home and use a pipe cleaner cuz my boyfriend sez im smell like fish!!!

A: Man, you should take a shower. You stink!
B: I'll take one later. My pipe cleaner is waiting next door
A: Oh, I didn't know. Hey, can I take a shower real quick? I'm going to meet my bitch in 30 minutes and she doesn't like smelly dicks at all!
B: WTF! That biatch next door is doing it for free. Why wasting all that water. Let her clean your pipe!
A: Sounds like a plan :)

Pat's not straight, he's a fucking pipe cleaner.