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The reference to the action of pedophila, but used as a noun, not as a verb. Almost as a type of "drug" closely related to Riddlen. In many occastions it is used to discretly talk in public about the action, wether in the past, present, or future tense.
Pedophile A to Pedophile be in a crowded room of Non-Pedophiles.

A:"I was recently perscribed Diddlen from my doctor, I almost overdosed last night while babysitting."
B:"While volunteering at my church's nursery, I popped a few Diddlen myself."

One friend speaking sadly about his convicted pediophilic grandfather to another friend around a stranger.

Friend 1: "My grandfather abused Diddlen, he's now in jail."
Friend 2: "Thats sad, who caught him?"
Friend 1: "My cousin, his granddaugher."
Stranger: "I wonder if I need to use Diddlen, I've never heard of this drug..."
Diddlen by Red Phoenix1 August 14, 2009
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Diddlehunkin

A medium grade sex act. More than "Making love," but less than a "Pounding."
My buddy was caught diddlehunkin his girlfriends mom last night.
Diddlehunkin by mj8946 August 5, 2009

Diddlesniff 

The act of fingering pussy or ass then smelling your finger to see if it is clean enough to fuck.
I tricked with a boy and when I got him home I had to send him to the shower after he failed the diddlesniff test.
Diddlesniff by Bee See January 31, 2008

diddleumptious 

The additive junction to a word that causes it to become delicious in every aspect.
Hey Mike your mom is so hot! You might even say she's milf-diddleumptious! Dude I just really want to bang your Mom!
diddleumptious by Pabs Momoney December 12, 2007

DiddleDungeon

A place in Farva’s backyard to play ARAMs by yourself.
I showed up to Farva’s DiddleDungeon and had to play ARAMs by myself.
DiddleDungeon by LeagueThursday April 18, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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