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Dick Wheel 

Acting like a dick at a perpetual and constantly cyclical rate.
Goofus:...So bro, I try to zip up my pants and I trip over her middle school diploma rolled up on the floor and then her dad busts in the room acting like someone broke into the place. So I wipe my dick off on the drapes and tuck myself into my pants and ask him what the bummer was!? He was completely harshing our mellow! I had to try and settle him down, letting him know how uncool it was to cockblock his own daughter, but he wasn't having it and said I had to leave! He kept on saying how he recognized me from his 20 year high school reunion and all this old dude shit. This went on for about an hour and he was just acting like a complete dick bro, like it just went in circles on and on and on. Like, its as if his dicky-ness were spokes on a bike wheel. And instead of bike spokes they were dicks. Like a wagon-wheel but like a Dick Wheel bro. You feel me?

Gallant: ...it takes everything in me to not call your Parole Officer on an hourly basis
Dick Wheel by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr October 26, 2020

Dickweed 

1) A completely self-absorbed, useless asshole with shit for brains;

2) A person so irredeemably stupid that their idiotic behavior causes pain to everyone that they interact with.
My neighbor's such a fucking dickweed.
Dickweed by Phuqit October 11, 2006

Dickweed 

An arrogant, ignorant imbecile incapable of forming a single coherent thought in their pea brain. Originating from the word Dickhead , this extension of dickhead adds the weed factor, explaining that syou are not only an asshole and a prick , but you are an unoriginal, asshole/prick and not in any way special or different. That there are in fact many like you in the world, nothing but a pest that should be torn from the earth and burned before the seed spreads and creates more dickweeds. (I.e your children)
Kill it before it lays eggs.

Ugh pull your head out of you ass and stop being such a dickweed
Dickweed by Theaussiecat February 28, 2015

dickcheeseaholic 

one who can not get enough of dickcheese. usually polish in descent and named pablo.
I need to stop with all this dickcheese because I think I am a dickcheeseaholic.
Betty was admitted into rehab because she was a dickcheeseaholic and her dad was getting tired of it.
dickcheeseaholic by beauner November 29, 2004

sweatbeatle-dickweed

1) A person who combines the negative traits of a sweatbeatle and a dickweed;


2) A term of disparagement-- commonly used among robots.
I used to believe in 9/11 conspiracies, but then I decided not to be a sweatbeatle-dickweed.