dickwrecked 

When a female has such great sex with one guy that is makes it impossible to reach orgasm with any other guy, thus ruining sex for her with anyone but the wrecker.

Girl: Steve dickwrecked me last weekend and now I can't get off with Bob.

dickwrecked by Roger 4bit August 1, 2012

dickwanked 

got slapped by a males penis while he is masterbating

bruv you jus got dickwanked harshlyy

dickwanked by Hannah Shoesmith October 18, 2008

dicktracked 

verb; to be distracted by the opportunity or presence of penis.

"Liz was dicktracked by the prospect of the black pizza man's cock, so she held off on doing her work to service him sexually."

dicktracked by supercoolawesomesauce March 26, 2009

Dickhacker 

A female that tries to stop a man from getting any ass.

Guy 1: Yo man she is a straight dickhacker.. She tried to stop my fuck game bruh..

Guy 2: Yea.. She made me lose this tight little piece ass I was working on.. She straight dickhacking!!

Dickhacker by Tampa Nigha November 16, 2009

Dickjacked 

The act of inserting your penis into an electrical outlet due to sexual frustration or strong influence of alcohol. Or a rather comical suicide. Hell, I'D find it funny.

"So what'd you do this weekend, Bill?"

"Well yesterday I sorta...you know, jacked in."

"Oh God, so you watched the damn Matrix series and now you think you're Neo or something?"

"...Uh, yeah, totally what I did. Not getting Dickjacked, certainly not."

Dickjacked by Fugameelugga July 25, 2008

Dickshackled 

another term for cock block

"Oh man, My little sister just dickshackled me. I swear I would have banged the chick I've invited by now if it wasn't for her checking up on me all the time."

Dickshackled by Kheoz December 28, 2013

dickshocked 

for when you're so completely and utterly shocked that you get an erection.

"shit man i am absolutely gobsmacked. dickshocked, even"

dickshocked by offesetorin November 14, 2022