dicktracked
"Liz was dicktracked by the prospect of the black pizza man's cock, so she held off on doing her work to service him sexually."
dicktracked by supercoolawesomesauce March 26, 2009
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Dickstracted
adj. Being distracted from any regular routine by a man's dick, either by accident or he might just be showing off.
1. As my hubby descended the stairs with a grande boner which he proudly stuck in my face as I ascended, I was incredibly dickstracted and almost fell down the stairs.
2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.
2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.
Dickstracted by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008
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dickwrecked
When a female has such great sex with one guy that is makes it impossible to reach orgasm with any other guy, thus ruining sex for her with anyone but the wrecker.
dickwrecked by Roger 4bit August 1, 2012
dickstracted
The female equivalent of titstracted. When you unintentionally walk into a wall, trip over a toddler, or drop your Starbucks latte when you see a hot guy's cock-outline in the front of his jeans.
The latest Tom Hiddleston paparazzi photo -- where you can clearly see his cock-outline -- got me so dickstracted that I drooled onto my phone screen.
dickstracted by Dharma Midget September 21, 2016
Dictracted
"Jack was so dictracted; he slammed into a fucking tree. On the bright side, he no longer has blue balls."
"Jack was so dictracted; he inadvertently sketched a dick on his math quiz before turning it in. The teacher was not amused."
"Jack was so dictracted; he inadvertently sketched a dick on his math quiz before turning it in. The teacher was not amused."
Dictracted by -Blue Baller July 26, 2016
Dicktwackted
When a female ( or penis lover of any kind ), is so twacked out high on meth, that they cannot accomplish anything other then things that only involve their own or someone else's penis. This includes masturbation, oral sex and even day dreaming.....
Roomate 1: Did Stephanie leave for work yet???
Roomate 2: I keep hearing slurping noises coming from Jonathan's room so I think she got dicktwackted again......
Roomate 2: I keep hearing slurping noises coming from Jonathan's room so I think she got dicktwackted again......
Dicktwackted by LemmeF1ndOut November 20, 2020
dickstracted
"I'm sorry what were you saying, I was totally dickstracted by that hot guy in the cowboy hat, he could ride me anytime!"
dickstracted by baLtiMORe tURkeY March 27, 2010
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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