dickweave

A weave on your dick.

Tammy: "Why you patting your dick?"

Chief: "I'm patting my dickweave."

Tammy: "Oh... I usually just whip mine back and forth."

by Caliswag November 21, 2010

Dickweaver

Someone who constantly switches lanes in traffic like a huge, inconsiderate dick.

me: Ahahaha that dickweaver who cut us off just got pulled over for speeding and reckless driving.

friend: Yeah traffic is just one of those things you gotta be patient with.

by omglolbacon July 20, 2011