Dickweaver 

Someone who constantly switches lanes in traffic like a huge, inconsiderate dick.

me: Ahahaha that dickweaver who cut us off just got pulled over for speeding and reckless driving.

friend: Yeah traffic is just one of those things you gotta be patient with.

Dickweaver by omglolbacon July 20, 2011

Dickweasel 

A person whose attitude and manner of being is both being rude and not trustworthy

Did you here what Jason was saying earlier?

Yeah he's a real dickweasel!

Dickweasel by NocMedic February 11, 2014

dickheadery

word used to describe the behaviour of a dickhead...

(in the same way a "stupidity" is used to describe the behaviour of a stupid person).

"Why did he do that?! Why does he need to indugle in this dickheadery?"

dickheadery by StompKat September 12, 2009

dickbeaters 

hands (male)

Hey Jimmy, get those dirty dickbeaters of yours off my desk!

dickbeaters by The Sarge November 14, 2003

dickeater 

someone who’s always on somebody dick. this can be in the form of copying, showing fake love that’s really hate, or excessive trolling.

you know remy? he’s such a fuckin dickeater

dickeater by Fuckboy October 16, 2020

Dickeater 

someone thats swagger jacking or copying somebody elses style.
someone thats real joe about someone one else ability

Guy 1: Lil wayne is the best rapper alive.
Guy 2: there you go dickeating dude again
Theres a thin line between fan and dickeater and I think your flirting with it.

Dickeater by Antonio Porterfield April 1, 2008

Dickaversary 

Celebrating a year from the day you get dicked down for the first time

Sam: Hey tommy! Have you heard it’s our dickaversary

Tommy: Our what

Sam: you know a year from the day

Dickaversary by Mama maya and father josh November 27, 2019