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I would rather get my dick sucked

The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS
example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS
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national get your dick sucked day

If you ask someone to suck your dick they have to
Joey:hey alexis suck my dick its national get your dick sucked day
Alexis:ugh fine come with me

Dicksuckery 

(v)Dicksuckery is the act of sucking up to someone, in such an extreme manner that you are metaphorically, and at most times, literally sucking their dick. People that use dicksuckery on a daily basis, or perform something along the lines of dicksuckery, are often referred to as dick suckers, tools, lames, dickriders, or suck ups.

(n: simple)Dicksuckery is also a noun that accumulates the several different verbs acquainted with dicksuckery such as sucking dick, taking it, or in fact even being a bitch ass.

(n: proper)When someone performs things that fall under the category of dicksuckery, as if it comes naturally to them, they are often reffered to as being born on Planet Dicksuckery, which is also both metaphorical and physical in most cases. Dicksuckery can also, in some cases become a disease when the person has been sucking the dick of something so frequently, that the person is permanently sucking the dick of the said object (Could range from being a person, to a brand of cereal). Side effects are dry mouth, scraped knees, a low self esteem, and sometimes prostitution.
(v) Frequent dicksuckery makes the heart grow colder. and The mouth much dryer.

(n: simple)Look at all this dicksuckery. Too much dicksuckery to finish the job boss.

(n: simple) I went to school for 8 years to get my degree in dicksuckery

(n: proper)Joe frequently has breathing problems due to male extremities being stuck in his throat. Joe must be from Planet Dicksuckery.

(n: proper)Joe has sucked so much of Matt's dick over the years, that a doctor specially trained to deal with Dicksuckery, has diagnosed Joe with a severe case of Dicksuckery.
Dicksuckery by SmashNasty November 15, 2010

Dicksucker 

New York slang. The opposite of “dickriding”used to insult someone who is hating on you or nitpicking you.
James: Devin pass the ball that’s not your shot!

Devin shoots…“swish”

Devin: and you were saying dicksucker?
Dicksucker by Orynami October 28, 2021

Dickbucket 

1)The sluttiest of all sluts.

2)An STI ridden, extremely promiscuous female of ill repute.

3)One who contains dicks with their "bucket" - referred to as such because buckets are nutoriously dirty.

*only to be used in situations of EXTREME hatred or sluttiest. i.e. it's the worst thing you can say about a female.
"I hate that slut! She slept with my boyfriend! And every other guy we know!"
"Yeah, she's a serious dickbucket."
Dickbucket by Pickleweasels March 14, 2007

dicksuck 

a dumbass person, someone who is implied to suck dick, hence why he is a dicksuck.
look at alex underwear, he's such a fucken dicksuck
dicksuck by esteban bag October 10, 2004

Dickfuckeroverdrive 

One who fucks dick so fast that they are forced to go into overdrive
Hey andrew, i heard your able to go into a state of Dickfuckeroverdrive