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Dicksurfing 

Comparable to "couchsurfing". It's when you temporarily relocate to someone's else's bed to save money while traveling.
"Samantha rented out her house for a couple weeks while in Europe. Instead of renting a hotel, she went dicksurfing to save money"
Dicksurfing by Shorty Crunk February 4, 2017

Dickmified 

A situation where a good woman stays in a relationship with a loser guy because the sex is great.
Snap out of it and get away from that jerk, you're completely dickmified!
Dickmified by BlondeGirl1234 October 14, 2010

dickfinity 

The state of being beyond comprehension in rude, clueless, and insensitively mean behavior just because one thinks they can get away with it.
Mark Halperin got suspended when he said Obama was "a bit of a dick," but that Rick Perry? He's reached dickfinity!
dickfinity by Bob Az August 6, 2011

Dickfinition 

The visible shape of the penis through clothing that is either too tight, too thin or a combination of the two.
I wanted to go for a swim in the pool but the old guy in the speedo had way too much dickfinition and it freaked me the fuck out.
Dickfinition by The Antichrome March 25, 2010

DICKFINGERS

A disease that plagues the nation, exemplified by the typing of words so incorrectly that they imply your fingers are penises. This normally occurs when writing with a keyboard. People affected by this disease tend to misspell even the simplest of words. This disease was discovered by a scientist/pwnologist named DR.JASZSINGH. Unfortunately, there is no known cure for DICKFINGERS.
Jorgeiscoolxx: yuo i ddi nohtngi yesterday

itszemochickXX: dude you have dickfingers or something?
DICKFINGERS by pwnissa June 21, 2009

dicksurfing 

when gay guys go online for a quick hookup.
Johnathan is such a ho! All he does is sit at home on his computer dicksurfing
dicksurfing by epiphany7 January 24, 2008