Gaseous secretion from a Male's penile tracts after a long, dedicated session of sexual intercourse.
"Billy's penis let out a long tasty dickfart after sex with Karen"
noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a quofe
(also spelled quof
NOTE: Dick farts or quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter
has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up letting a dick fart at the same time and splattering urine everywhere.
Something that almost NEVER happens, but on occasion, due to a foreign object being stuck in one's pisshole, a gaseous release, similiar to that of a traditional fart, releases from one's penis.
Oh man, Harry! The other day I dick farted and it blew the water from the toilet right into my eye! Arrg! I'm a pirate!
A slang term for pneumaturia, the passage of air or "gas" in the urine. A colovesical fistula, in which the bowel communicates with the bladder, may cause "dick farts" in addition to recurrent urinary tract infections. A man with pneumaturia may describe having "bubbles
" when voiding, or may simply recall farting through his penis.
"Dick farts may be a sign of underlying Crohn's disease."
"Perhaps the strangest symptom I've seen is the dick fart."
Usually a male, ignorant retard, who is over confident and is a tool.
Justin Biber is a dick fart
dickfart is the term used to describe the air bubbles that leak with cum from the head of the penis after ejaculation..
" jim is having a dickfart, as the cum bubbles drip"
A self-important man who doesn't command the respect that he believes he does and therefore is not taken seriously by his peers and cohorts.
Often, as means to extract comedic value from a dickfart, he will be led to believe that his misbegotten status is legitimate, further making his false sense of authority appear that much more absurd.
I can't believe that dickfart just tried to tell us all how to do our jobs. How can he think he has any credibility when he doesn't even prepare for the meeting?
When your penis sneezes and you get jelly everywhere
I had a nasty dick fart the other day, blasted my entire room!