Something that almost NEVER happens, but on occasion, due to a foreign object being stuck in one's pisshole, a gaseous release, similiar to that of a traditional fart, releases from one's penis.
Oh man, Harry! The other day I dick farted and it blew the water from the toilet right into my eye! Arrg! I'm a pirate!
One who's badassness exceeds that of most others. Often a skateboarding, jolly-roger flying, partying fool.
Yo Bill, I was driving to work the other day and I saw a street pirate drinking six beers at once while bombing that huge hill on 32nd street!
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