Skip to main content

Charles Dickcunts 

The visionary pornographic director behind such adult film classics as 'A tale of two clitties,' 'David Copafeel' and 'Great expecting Asians.'
'Dude, did you catch the new Charles Dickcunts porno on Pay-per-view last night? I haven't been that hard since I watched 'The Res-erection of Christ; this time Jesus does the nailing.'
Charles Dickcunts mug front
Get the Charles Dickcunts mug.
See more merch

dickcuntfuck

What you say when a pen hits you in the eye
Oh! Dickcuntfuck!
dickcuntfuck by dickcuntfuck March 12, 2015

Dickchucker 

When a girl throws a dildo into a large crowd at a party.
Bro 1: Dude, did you see Cathy last night with that dildo?

Bro 2: yeah, she's such a dickchucker.
Dickchucker by Quantanium May 15, 2014

DickCunt 

When a penis is growing out of a vagina
Ohh my Dickcunt is so big
DickCunt by zack15795 September 17, 2015

Dickhonk 

When someone tries to goose you but grabs your business instead.
Bro1: Dude!? Inappropriate!
Bro2: What? It was just a harmless goose.
Bro1: Yeah, but that you totally dickhonked me!
Dickhonk by Brosefstalin October 20, 2009

dickshank 

1) Familiar name used amongst friends.

2) Jagged metal used to mutilate a man's penis.
Jack: Dude I saw your new girlfriend take it 3 ways last night at the frat party. You might want to reconsider.

Thad: Shut the fuck up dickshank.
dickshank by Popski December 7, 2006

dickchudd 

It’s a retarded type of word meaning, for instance. Dickhead
“You’re a side stumbled dickchudd”