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When someone tries to goose you but grabs your business instead.
Bro1: Dude!? Inappropriate!
Bro2: What? It was just a harmless goose.
Bro1: Yeah, but that you totally dickhonked me!
by Brosefstalin October 20, 2009

Words related to Dickhonk

goose cop a feel dick honk grope pinch