dick off

To waste time in a manner found inappropriate by a superior or leader. Often times this is not the first time that such inefficiencies have taken place; use of this term implies frustration and eagerness to get said task completed.

-Dude, I can't play b-ball today 'cause I've got to finish up this flippin brief.

-Well, maybe if you'd stop dicking off asking for fucking tots all the time, you'd be done by now!!

by Jyash April 21, 2005

dick off

The act of two men engaging in one-upmanship-especially as related to impressing a woman or attempting to present self as intellectually superior.

John and Jack got into a dick off at the bar but I don't think Sally was interested in either of them.

by schmeg8 April 26, 2009

dick off

To compare the size of one persons penis to anothers to see who is superior.

We had a dick off and James lost by 7 inches.

by M-Kat January 11, 2008

dicking off

Goofing around at work; especially when you are being paid to do real work.

I got fired cause me and phil were dicking off on the bulldozer.

by Sam April 23, 2005

Dick-off

A competition between guys to see who has the biggest dick.

Person 1 : I bet my shlong is far bigger than yours

Person 2 : Theres only 1 way to find out, lets have a dick-off

by bennycnz March 30, 2010

Dick-off

A "dick-off" is a challenge between men to see who's penis is longer...

Billy: I bet mine is bigger than yours!

Tom: No way man, there is no way yours is bigger than mine.

Billy: Well I guess we will have to have a "dick-off"

by WillyTJr May 8, 2010

Dick off

An insult widely used across the hampshire county of england.

A: Do you fancy going out to the movies tonight.

B: Pffft. Dick off love.

by Rach [Dirty Irish] October 4, 2008