dicking off 

Goofing around at work; especially when you are being paid to do real work.

I got fired cause me and phil were dicking off on the bulldozer.

dicking off by Sam April 23, 2005

Dirking off 

To be in any level of competitive basketball and simply finding it next to impossible to miss, sometimes while making it appear effortless.

Did you guys win?

Yeah it didn't hurt that Cole was Dirking off all over the place. We won by 12- he was draining everything.

Dirking off by jojoker September 30, 2011

dickin off 

...similar to dickin around, but with absolutely no purpose at all.

its a snow day, so everyone is gonna be dickin off!

dickin off by littleredhen October 8, 2016

ducking off 

Can mean you are jerking off, or you are not going to talk for awhile. Use it for whatever you feel like though because it just sounds cool.

I’m ducking off.
Guys I’m ducking off.
I just haven’t been able to stop ducking off.

He hasn't shut up, I thought he said he was ducking off.
Is that guy going to China, or is he just ducking off?

ducking off by BoredonaPlane January 9, 2020

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008