dick in the eye 

When someone sticks their dick in your eye, or someone elses eye. While some may think this is gay, this is 0wnage -- pwnage in all senses.

First person: My dark magician does 23..
Other person: DICK IN THE EYE
First person: FUCK!!!!!111111111 I GOT NUBBED!?!11

dick in the eye by fusion99_0 March 13, 2003

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick 

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick by Shuaman December 30, 2021