Dick Drinker

When somebody is beyond a bitch, beyond a bully and beyond a try hard all at once, they are a Dick Drinker.
Meaning they drink dick

Some bitch: hi
Me: hi
Some bitch: omg did you just make eye contact with me you rapist.
Me: Dick drinker

Some dick: you’re a stupid chink
Me: well you’re a fucking dick drinker

Dick Drinker by Penis.John.69 March 10, 2019

Dink dick december 

Dink dick december is mostly for the girls. Its based on slap ass month that mostly boys got to slap girls bootys. In dink dick december, girls are allowed to grab/punch or slap boys dicks. Dinking means hurting someone so the girls can dink the boys dicks during dink dick december

person 1 Holy shit its almost ddd!
person 2 What’s that?
person 1 You havent heard?? Its dink dick december
person 2 Sounds bad! I will buy mysef some protection to get prepared!!

Dink dick december by Pls_dont_dink_my_dick November 22, 2019

dinkle dick 

The name of ur asshole friend who succeeds at everything and pisses u off

God dang it u freaking dinkle dick I'll cut u

dinkle dick by FLEENSTONES February 20, 2017

DickDrunk 

To be clumsy, out of sorts, and imbalanced because of hetrosexual pentrational activity.

She said, "Babe, Why am I so clumsy, I keep dropping things and losing my balance."

He said, "Because you are DickDrunk from too much sex!"

DickDrunk by SaalNAngelia August 11, 2013

Dickwrinkle 

1) Latin, from <i>dikus</i> (dumbass), and <i>rinkelum</i> (to the extreme). The epitome of stupidity, a complete and total moron.

2) A wrinkle on the male genitalia, usually used derogatorily to refer to a dumbass (see above)

That was the stupidest thing I've ever heard; you're such a dickwrinkle

Dickwrinkle by Alex September 13, 2004