dick dirt

Smeg, smegma, the shit that builds under the foreskin when you don't wash it. Only a problem for dudes with a foreskin. Though all guys need to keep it clean.

Clint has a nasty case of dick dirt, his hoe nearly choked it was like a grilled cheese under there.

by Danobobano October 19, 2005

dick dirt

when u did not wash ur dick for so long it gathers dirt and it looks really nasty

wash ur dick or else u get dick dirt
-Barrack Obama

by dick the big dicked duck March 24, 2013

dick in the dirt

Face down in the dirt or ground.

I knocked his dick in the dirt. (red necked)

That baseball hit him so hard, it put his dick in the dirt.

by ootsae May 14, 2005

Dick in the dirt

When someone gets knocked down or unconscious face first.

That pot brownie knocked Billy's dick in the dirt.

by Benstoned May 1, 2019

dirt dick

Refering to a dirty redneck with a good looking woman...

Why in the sam hell would she want to be with that dirt dick?

by 67XLCH May 14, 2009

Dick in the Dirt

To knock someone out or fuck them up.

In Harold and Kumar: Escape to Guantanamo Bay, at the whorehouse in Texas, after "NPH" brands one of the whores, the the Madame goes to retrieve her shotgun and yells, "Time to put your dick in the dirt!"

by FancyDancy October 15, 2010

Dick in the dirt

When one is too high to function normally for a couple of hours.

Guy 1: "That Medicali medical bong really puts your dick in the dirt."

by GripposRus November 21, 2010