dick blister(s) 

The puss filled nodules on his/her penis formed as a result of over excessive masturbation.

"Dude look at my dick!!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!"
"It's my dick blisters, I screwed myself too hard"
"Dude, that's fuckin gross....."

dick blister(s) by Mitch January 5, 2005

Dick Blister 

1. A Local Death metal Band in Oakdale California
2. A Blister on your dick
3. A name you give someone out of anger

1. Sing Honey Sperm Dick Blister!

2. I have a Blister on my Cock!

3. Dude, You're a Fuckign Dick Blister

Dick Blister by William Ichord July 19, 2007

dick blister 

an extremely annoying person, who is actually painful to have around. They are someone you will do anything to get away from

thank GOD Steve is gone! i thought he would never shut the hell up!!! he can be a REAL dick blister.

dick blister by porktron 3000 December 13, 2013

Dick-blister 

Something or someone who takes the joy out of life.

I hate working with that guy, he's a total dick-blister.

Dick-blister by dave&frank September 28, 2017

Blister Dick 

The 'lips and assholes' hot dog found spinning for hours on end at a convenience store that literally begin to blister due to the lengthy exposure to the hot dog rotisserie bulbs.

We popped in to the stop and rob and grabbed a couple blister dicks to eat on our way to the beach.

Blister Dick by Tittsmcgee April 17, 2025

dickblister 

Do you remember the 2000's, when EVERYONE said "douchebag?"

This decade, these same douchebag people will be called "dickblisters."

John Mayer is, despite his best efforts, ultimately a dickblister.

dickblister by gabe3 December 10, 2009