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#Tim: Jess! Put my dick in your mouth and head bang that shit!
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1. male part of body that hangs between legs
2. sounds good in front of everything if pissed of or angry
3. used to describe people as an asshole
1. check out my dick ladies
2. fuck shit dick cat
2. hey you little dick shit im gona blast you
3. that guys a fucking dick
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Dick is a slang term for a mans penis. some people are offended by this term.
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can sometime be found in wrapped up boxes still attatched to the male, and given to partners as a gift.
"hey baby,ITS MAH DICK IN A BOX"
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n. things guys like to play with, whenever they aint gettin no pussy.
All i have is my dick tonight.
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1. Penis
2. Name
3. An Asshole
1. Check out my dick
2. Hi my name is Dick
3. Your a dick
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something that a guy sticks inside a girl's vagina
when a guy and a girl are having sex the guy shoves his dick inside the girl's vagina. the girl goes uhh uhh harder harder, faster ,faster, deeper,deeper.Push it in baby.the girl loves it .then when the guy's dick is ready the girl opens her mouth and waits until the cum comes out.
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