someone who is so useless that all they are capable of is wiping dicks, or a worthless asshole
That guy sure is a fucking dickwipe.
Who hired that dickwipe?
by TRAPPERDOG January 14, 2004
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v.: dickwiping
p.p.: dick wiped
title: dickwiper
adj.: dickwipe

v: reffering to the act of wiping one's front genital.

adj. same concept as asswipe,

a coward
a dumbass
a shit head
a fuckhead
an idiot
a homosexual, but non-bashingly, same as calling someone "a faggot" or something "gay", doesn't necessarily have to be homosexual, but would be funnier if used by homosexuals

"ya you keep telling me you didn't run away and I'll believe you, you dickwipe"
v: you asshole, you look like you've got much experiance in dickwiping, I could hire you.

p.p.: every morning, he was dick-wiped by his girlfriend, shit almost shone through his pants.

title: "yeah right after I won the lottery, I hired a dickwiper"

adj.: "you're such a stupid fucking dickwipe
by Axel Sel December 18, 2013
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The act of being the first person to pass out at party while all of your friends wipe their dick on your face and take pictures of or video tape it and post it on the internet.
Man that punk ass couldn't even handle his shit and passed out after 2 drinks so naturally we had to dickwipe that little bitch.
by Tommysalami May 22, 2008
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A person who is extremely rude and/or hated
Oh here comes the Dickwipe...

I wouldn't go near him, he's a dickwipe.
by Epi Rentis December 28, 2017
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