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(noun)
A certain type of person that exhibits the epitome of being any/all of the following: a jerk, an asshole, a douche bag, a dickhead, a tool, a faggot (not in the homosexual sense), or a twit. Any single person cannot label more than five people with this because it is reserved for only the most heinous individuals one may meet. This term is applicable to a boy or girl.
"Wow, I definitely just added her to my list of dick muffins. That gives me four. Now her and her boyfriend are on my list!"
by irrelevent July 03, 2008

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a profoundly idiotic asshole with a small muffin penis
dude my dick muffin boss gave some old fag bag my job
by giggletits69 June 16, 2011

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Alexander Edwin Carlson.
Alexander Edwin Carlson is a dick-muffin.
by Rotinaj13 February 19, 2011

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1. a guy who acts like or is an idiot or it can be a term of affection for your guy who acts like an idiot but you still love him. It is a masculine form of twatwaffle.
That dickmuffin dumped his girl over email.
I forgave my dickmuffin for coming home drunk.
by Turtle J. August 09, 2007

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the tip of a dick.
"holy shit nice dick muffin!"
by fagboiiiapplesaucce September 02, 2011

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Dickmuffin - An individual who generally is an unpleasant nuisance to society, and a pain in the ass to be around. Not necessarily a motherfucker, but a real dick. A dickmuffin is usually very pretentious and full of himself, much like a douchebag, or a tool. Dickmuffins are everywhere, not native to one place; but many are especially present in California.
Trevor: Maybe I should think about joining the football team, I can throw the ball pretty good; but I just don't want to deal with all the dickmuffins on it.

Dick McMuffin: Don't bother, I'm already on the team n00b and there's no way you'll outplay me. I'm so much better than you and everyone else so don't waste your time unless you wanna get rekt.

Trevor: My point exactly.
by Travesty360 March 04, 2017

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