Smegma
a white looking dirt that builds up around the foreskin of your penis when it is left unwashed
a white looking dirt that builds up around the foreskin of your penis when it is left unwashed
Guy 1: i was showering last night and i found some dick cheese
Guy 2: thats fucking gross you need to wash up more
Guy 2: thats fucking gross you need to wash up more
by to pro for sho July 16, 2009
When a person (usually a man) procrastinates the duty of cleaning his penis and white goo forms on the head. Usually disgusting, although some females find it attractive. (And tasty)
Also, French people occasionally add it as a spread on a fresh baguette and treat it as a delicacy. Apparently it tastes sort of tangy, with a smell mixed with semen and original chap stick.
Also, French people occasionally add it as a spread on a fresh baguette and treat it as a delicacy. Apparently it tastes sort of tangy, with a smell mixed with semen and original chap stick.
Zach: "That dude Joel's got some week old dick cheese I heard"
Niko: That's disgusting dude"
Catlin: "Unreal."
Niko: That's disgusting dude"
Catlin: "Unreal."
by Benson&Hedges January 16, 2010
by epicpoop69 April 7, 2019
'Dick Cheese' is a phrase, and the last words you say to people you cut ties with or words you tell your exes when they decide they wanna just bother you.
"The last words I told my ex were 'Dick Cheese', I told them that right before I cut ties with them."
"Dick Cheese"
"Dick Cheese"
by eraserdoubles August 30, 2022
grant . . . have you rubbed your penis on my coffee mug this morning because there is an extraordinary amount of cheese floating in my coffee !
by paul August 4, 2004
When a man does not wash his dick for over a week and a nasty ass yellowish greenish fungis starts to grow on his nasty dick.
Kim: “I smell something....weird..”
Bob: “What does it smell like??”
Kim: “I don’t really know...it’s like a weird cheesy smell or something....”
Bob : “........”
Kim: *leans over to her boyfriend bob and smells then throws up on him*
Bob: “JEEZ WHAT THE FUCK KIM?!?!?!!”
Kim: “DONT FUCKING YELL AT ME BOB. MAYBE I WOULDNT HAVE THROWN UP IF IT WERENT FOR YOUR DIRTY ASS DICK CHEESE....MY FUCKING GOSH!! YOU DO THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME. GO TAKE A DAMN SHOWER YOU DIRTY ASS FUCKING CHEESE DICK!!! YOU ARENT THAT FUCKING RAT THAT COOKS!!”
Bob: “The rat from that disney movie?”
Kim: “YEAH, THAT ONE. I CANT THINK OF ITS NAME THOUGH.....”
Bob: “It’s on the tip of my tongue...I think it’s Ralph??”
Kim: “No not ralph...it starts with an r though....rat......ratta-”
Bob: *cuts Kim off* “Ratatouille?”
Kim: “YEAH...THATS IT.....that’s a good movie.....ANYWAY WE ARE GETTING SIDETRACKED HERE, GO WASH YOUR DICK!!”
Bob: “What does it smell like??”
Kim: “I don’t really know...it’s like a weird cheesy smell or something....”
Bob : “........”
Kim: *leans over to her boyfriend bob and smells then throws up on him*
Bob: “JEEZ WHAT THE FUCK KIM?!?!?!!”
Kim: “DONT FUCKING YELL AT ME BOB. MAYBE I WOULDNT HAVE THROWN UP IF IT WERENT FOR YOUR DIRTY ASS DICK CHEESE....MY FUCKING GOSH!! YOU DO THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME. GO TAKE A DAMN SHOWER YOU DIRTY ASS FUCKING CHEESE DICK!!! YOU ARENT THAT FUCKING RAT THAT COOKS!!”
Bob: “The rat from that disney movie?”
Kim: “YEAH, THAT ONE. I CANT THINK OF ITS NAME THOUGH.....”
Bob: “It’s on the tip of my tongue...I think it’s Ralph??”
Kim: “No not ralph...it starts with an r though....rat......ratta-”
Bob: *cuts Kim off* “Ratatouille?”
Kim: “YEAH...THATS IT.....that’s a good movie.....ANYWAY WE ARE GETTING SIDETRACKED HERE, GO WASH YOUR DICK!!”
by DarkHumoredLilly August 7, 2018
When you call someone Dick cheese, they'll either 1. laugh, or 2. fucking wants to rip your face off
by JokermakerYT April 21, 2020