5 definitions by DarkHumoredLilly
by DarkHumoredLilly May 28, 2021
When a man does not wash his dick for over a week and a nasty ass yellowish greenish fungis starts to grow on his nasty dick.
Kim: “I smell something....weird..”
Bob: “What does it smell like??”
Kim: “I don’t really know...it’s like a weird cheesy smell or something....”
Bob : “........”
Kim: *leans over to her boyfriend bob and smells then throws up on him*
Bob: “JEEZ WHAT THE FUCK KIM?!?!?!!”
Kim: “DONT FUCKING YELL AT ME BOB. MAYBE I WOULDNT HAVE THROWN UP IF IT WERENT FOR YOUR DIRTY ASS DICK CHEESE....MY FUCKING GOSH!! YOU DO THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME. GO TAKE A DAMN SHOWER YOU DIRTY ASS FUCKING CHEESE DICK!!! YOU ARENT THAT FUCKING RAT THAT COOKS!!”
Bob: “The rat from that disney movie?”
Kim: “YEAH, THAT ONE. I CANT THINK OF ITS NAME THOUGH.....”
Bob: “It’s on the tip of my tongue...I think it’s Ralph??”
Kim: “No not ralph...it starts with an r though....rat......ratta-”
Bob: *cuts Kim off* “Ratatouille?”
Kim: “YEAH...THATS IT.....that’s a good movie.....ANYWAY WE ARE GETTING SIDETRACKED HERE, GO WASH YOUR DICK!!”
Bob: “What does it smell like??”
Kim: “I don’t really know...it’s like a weird cheesy smell or something....”
Bob : “........”
Kim: *leans over to her boyfriend bob and smells then throws up on him*
Bob: “JEEZ WHAT THE FUCK KIM?!?!?!!”
Kim: “DONT FUCKING YELL AT ME BOB. MAYBE I WOULDNT HAVE THROWN UP IF IT WERENT FOR YOUR DIRTY ASS DICK CHEESE....MY FUCKING GOSH!! YOU DO THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME. GO TAKE A DAMN SHOWER YOU DIRTY ASS FUCKING CHEESE DICK!!! YOU ARENT THAT FUCKING RAT THAT COOKS!!”
Bob: “The rat from that disney movie?”
Kim: “YEAH, THAT ONE. I CANT THINK OF ITS NAME THOUGH.....”
Bob: “It’s on the tip of my tongue...I think it’s Ralph??”
Kim: “No not ralph...it starts with an r though....rat......ratta-”
Bob: *cuts Kim off* “Ratatouille?”
Kim: “YEAH...THATS IT.....that’s a good movie.....ANYWAY WE ARE GETTING SIDETRACKED HERE, GO WASH YOUR DICK!!”
by DarkHumoredLilly August 7, 2018
Example 1: “That’s one cute birdo you got there, Bill.”
Example 2: “That birdo got into the trash again!!”
Example 3: “GOD DAMN YOU BIRDO, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU LIL’ BITCH!!”
Example 2: “That birdo got into the trash again!!”
Example 3: “GOD DAMN YOU BIRDO, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU LIL’ BITCH!!”
by DarkHumoredLilly June 25, 2018
Becky: (walks up to her boyfriend, Todd, who’s playing video games)
Becky: “Todd, I have important news!!”
Todd: (silent)
Becky: “I’m pregnant!!”
Todd: (pushes Becky over where she falls and hits her pregnant stomach on the corner of a coffee table)
Todd: “GOD DAMMIT BECKY DILLIGAF??? IM TRYING TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES. FUCK!!!”
Becky: “Todd, I have important news!!”
Todd: (silent)
Becky: “I’m pregnant!!”
Todd: (pushes Becky over where she falls and hits her pregnant stomach on the corner of a coffee table)
Todd: “GOD DAMMIT BECKY DILLIGAF??? IM TRYING TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES. FUCK!!!”
by DarkHumoredLilly June 2, 2018
Bobby: “Karen your breath smells bad!!”
Karen: “What does it smell like?”
Bobby: “......”
Karen: “Well??”
Bobby: “KAREN YOU FUCKING DIRTY SLUT IT SMELLS LIKE DICK BREATH!!! GO BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH FOR ONCE!! DAMN!!”
Karen: “What does it smell like?”
Bobby: “......”
Karen: “Well??”
Bobby: “KAREN YOU FUCKING DIRTY SLUT IT SMELLS LIKE DICK BREATH!!! GO BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH FOR ONCE!! DAMN!!”
by DarkHumoredLilly July 1, 2018