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Dibs is the plural form of dib, a common acronym for Dick In Bootyhole.
Oh I definitely got dibs on that woadie's shitpipe.
by JizzleTheDibber June 28, 2016
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Dibs can be used in a variety of ways.
1. Calling something that you can use

Example: I got dibs on that soda
2. Getting to use something first

Example: hey man, I got dibs on that

football
3. Used to have first chance to get a girl

Example: Do u see that girl over their?

Ya, why

I got dibs on her until after I try

to date her
I got dibs on that seat
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Any computer that talks. Dib is short for DIgital Bitch.
The self-serve checkout aisle is full of dibs. Your phone company uses a dib to answer the phone
by mark718 April 29, 2012
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expression used when an extremely unattractive person is near

be carful not to use in reference to someones mom
shit could get awkward
a heffer is approaching.
V- "DIBS!"
M- nice.
by Where am i February 14, 2008
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Hey, man, did you see me D.I.B.ing it on the dance floor last night with that dime-piece?
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Stands for "Douche in a Buick", but refers to anyone driving 5-15 mph UNDER the posted speed limit. However, studies show that 99.9% of the time these idiots are in a Buick.
Lady: "Are you almost home?"
Dudeman: "Well, its down to one-lane and this guy in front of me sucks at life.. wait... it's a LaSabre.. I knew it, fuckin' DiB."
Lady: "Guess I'll see you when I see you."
by fortysixandtwo March 09, 2007
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Dick In Boooty, make sense just straight up anal intercouse any way it goes
Man I did the dib with the young girl i met at da club, dat shit was crazy
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