dutch bag slapper 

This is a rare phenomenon, which can happen when a turd is so solid it stands up straight, only to collapse, hit the balls and destroy everything in it's path.

As a fellow Dutchman I can say that these toilets are notoriously known for causing so called 'dutch bag-slappers"
dutch bag slapper

dutch bag slapper by bag slapper April 2, 2023

Deutsch-bag 

(n): German douche-bag. Not to be confused with the french version douche-baguette.

Hey, Deiter, stop being a Deutsch-Bag.

Deutsch-bag by djjeremiahj April 12, 2011

Deutsch Bag

When someone is beyond just a normal "douche" bag, they are actually the equal to a Nazi douche bag from the World War II era. This term is typically reserved for douche bags on the political scale.

Voter: That Rick Perry is a Deutsch Bag.

Deutsch Bag by Shareeb4Prez October 28, 2011

deutsch bag

A german dueche bag.

Real funny deutsch bag.

Used in the movie Beerfest

deutsch bag by Westley E November 6, 2007

Deusch Bag 

A bag used to clean out one's pussy after sexual intercourse.

Mama!!! Telling sis to clean up all the Deusch bags she left around the house. There is one in my soup!

Deusch Bag by Kevin April 10, 2004

Dutch bag 

a polite way of saying someone's a duche bag.

you're a real dutch bag!

Dutch bag by Cisco March 2, 2005

Doutch-Bag 

Doutch-Bag is a prank that started around the late 1930's, but reached it's popularity in the mid 1960's. The prank is when a person or group of people fart in a brown paper bag. After every has took a took a turn, you ask a Doutch to smell the bag by tricking him/her. You must have a clever reason in order for him/her to smell. After he/she smells the bag you have suceeded. Warning: no urinating or making a bowel movement in the bag. This is considered dishonourable and highly frowned upon by many.

He hit my wife. Let's doutch-bag him!

Doutch-Bag by RAVIS134 March 2, 2011