deuche bag 

This originally meant, literally, a bag to carry a device that women cleansed their vaginas with. It's now used as an insult, mostly against males, similar to calling them a jerk, bastard, etc. What the insult specifically implies seems to depend on regional vernacular.

"John, you're such a deuche bag for cheating on me."

deuche bag by doomweasel October 26, 2005

deusche bag 

Someone who is known for always saying or doing something that makes you just shake your head and glare at them like they are some kind of retard. Someone with very bad social skills.

Mike- "You know Sammy is the one who told the teacher she forgot to assign us homework."

Bill- "Man, what a deusche bag."

deusche bag by rambo tootles December 13, 2008

dewshe bag 

the way douche bags spell douche bag because they're trying to be cool.

(this would be a situation online)
random douche bag: youre such a dewshe bag!
smart person: you stupid dumbass douche bag, it's spelled douche bag!

dewshe bag by Molly February 22, 2004

dushe bag 

a term of endearment for people who piss you off.

kevin, you're such a freakin' dushe bag!

dushe bag by christin budziszewski October 17, 2003

dushe bag 

a bag u shove up your cunt to clean it . mainly for old crusty pussies

crystal lewis need a giant dushe bag to clean that nasty ass cunt!

dushe bag by porn man September 19, 2003

Deuche Bag 

an ex-boyfriend that was nice to you and after breaking up is completely rude. He continually wants something fromm you but not a relationship.

Roberto is the biggest deuche bag i have ever met.

Deuche Bag by oXSinbabyXo July 7, 2009

dushe bag 

a bag used to clean ones vagina after sex

Dude that was such good sex but i have to go clean my self with a dushe bag

dushe bag by frank oharis November 7, 2003