deuche

You guys are retarded its spelt D-O-U-C-H-E, DOUCHE you fucking DOUCHE BAGS

anyone who cant spell Douche, but still calls others douches are in fact, Douches

by Tinker with my toy July 8, 2005

deuche

A douche bag spelling of douche. The Definition of a douche is a vaginal cleaning device. The definition of a dueche is a whatever a retard trying to crack is looking at.

Oh my god, that guy is such a deuche.
Returning: Oh my god, I just got called a douche by a retard.

by Jesse Moody March 19, 2006

deuche

a person that is super douchey, like double the douchiness of a normal douchebag, hence the contraction of deuce and douche. The pronunciation of deuche is similar to douche, so no distinction can be made when merely heard. One might specify that they are calling someone a "eu" deche rather than an "ou" douche, but in doing so, this makes that person even more douchier as well. It just spirals into one douchier circle with no escape. In fact I should stop typing now.

"See that guy with the Affliction shirt, what a douche, oh he even has an affliction hat......DEUCHE"

by rgbfrisco October 2, 2009

deuche

When one handles themselves like a dumb ass

that guy was a deuche for what he did to that girl

by smartyarty December 9, 2014

DeuChe

A industry name for the character played by Rob Schneider in his movie slated for a 2015 release "Che Guevara: The Untold Story". Rob Schneider is a "high"ly regarded actor for his roles in the "Deuce Bigalo" movies and also his "quality" acting in many of Adam Sandler's movies released under the "Happy Madison" production company.  Many people have questioned his talent as an actor, and also his sanity. Many also regard him as a bit of a douche. Schneider is known to adlib lines often and in the upcoming movie completely butchers the words of Che Guevara.

“Many will call me an adventurer – and that I might be, only one a bit different sorta: one of those who risks his kin to purchase a platypus.” - Rob Schneider (as Che Guevara)

/facepalm (what a douchebag)

"What nonsense is streaming out of DeuChe's word hole now" - Director of "Che Guevara: The Untold Story"

by i'm no body February 19, 2013

Deuche

The phonetic spelling of douche. Spelling is for douches anyways.

That deuche can probably spell.

by Professor McSmart October 18, 2013

Deuche

The process of cleaning a stankpuss, with a vinegar and water solution. Alternate methods may be used.
See:
whisky sour deuche
chechnyan deuche

She needs to deuche that smelly twat.

by Hot Carl May 8, 2003