deuce can

someone who thinks there a pimp but really they couldent get a alien to date them

bob: dude that guy thinks hes a pimp

Drew: nahh man hes a totall deuce can

deuce can by 438083905823- June 24, 2010

deuce cannon 

When you eat pf changs or any variety of spicy mexican or indian food and get explosive diarrhea. You fart so loud it sounds like a cannon went off and shit sprays all over the back of the toilet, likely resulting in splashback.

After we went to Taste of India last night, I came home and instantly regretted it. I hit the bathroom and it was like a deuce cannon went off in there. Now the whole house smells like curry. What was I thinking?

deuce cannon by deucerocket November 8, 2010

Deuce canoe 

When your turd lays on the bowl, goes down into the water, and then comes back out of the bowl like how a canoe floats on water.

Tom: OMG. I just dropped a deuce canoe.
Jim: A....what?
Tom: A massive deuce so big that needed its own paddle.

Deuce canoe by LT1VegaGT December 30, 2019

Deuce Canoe 

A play on words of "Douche Canoe," which Oxford dictionary states is: an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man). "Deuce" doubles down on the douchey-ness by multiplying the abhorrent behaviour by the factor of 2.

"This deuce canoe from Facebook Marketplace tried to use children's items to prop up his scammy ad."
"Tucker Carlson could float on any liquid surface because he's such a massive deuce canoe."

Deuce Canoe by Rebdiculous June 11, 2023